WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
I think about this every time I have to write an essay
when i’m saying bye to my queer friend
really cool people following you back
realizing you’re probably not cool enough to talk to them even though you’re mutuals now
I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.
I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.
"I own 17 butt holes"
You have my birthday, friend. :)
i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.
I DONT GET IT WHATS FUNNY
he got booty
editorial design antics, pt. 2
this looks like a normal magazine spread right
if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle
no one noticed
and they actually published it
now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault
oh my god am i a horrible person or what
If I could live one day the way you live your entire life
why are people shipping elsa with jack frost
we all know who the real icy otp is
vanilla chocolate swirl 4eva
UHM MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BUT HE HAS A WIFE WHO IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVER GONNA GET
when the smart student in the class gets the answer wrong