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bts of ‘marriage not dating’

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

scaryly:

rnerci:

apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5 

WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE

uhhh dont you mean dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve

IT COULD ERODE

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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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liamschesthair:

liamschesthair:

it’s never a bad time for anal

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(Source: jortsfan)

Artist: 마마무 (Mamamoo)
Track: "Love Lane"

(Source: somerhaldler)

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)

dutchster:

*walks out of wifi range*
let’s go home

ruinedchildhood:

is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some fucking orange soda because i am sO FRICKIN DONE

ruinedchildhood:

is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some fucking orange soda because i am sO FRICKIN DONE

(Source: jinigiru)

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